I hate kids who try to act innocent when they’re guilty as fuck. Like yo, I know you frontin’.

Tags: kids

slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

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ruinedchildhood:

teacher: wheres your homework?

me: image

teacher: excuse me???

me: image

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snowvietboy:

gorlt:

stereotypes against white people are not dangerous at all. no one is out here stopping and frisking you guys for liking starbucks and chipotle. meanwhile, black teenagers suspected of being “thugs” and “threats” are slain on sight so please calm the fuck down and…

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pale0zoic:

koripxo:

thatduck-sureisugly:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

THAT FUCKING COMMENT

pale0zoic:

koripxo:

thatduck-sureisugly:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

THAT FUCKING COMMENT

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fartgallery:

4/20? You mean 1/5 reduce your fractions did you even learn math

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splendidbuttsex:

ronaldalan:

rebelderadioactivo:

Me walking into school

Me at work

Me when I’m pretending to be a 9 year old girl when I’m actually 33 so that you would adopt me so I could sleep with your husband and murder your children.

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themaxdavis:

Emily Ratajkowskiwww.emrata.com
impalagotdabooty:

this is my favorite thing

impalagotdabooty:

this is my favorite thing

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